oh how i wish...

if i could somehow get a job (or a tv show) where i got to tell people what was wrong (or right) about their outfits, i would be the happiest person! i am constantly surprised that people can dress so poorly.

for example, today on the bus there was a guy in jean shorts, a gray polo, and black tennis shoes. not so bad, but his socks were this odd nude or oatmeal color. wtf?!?! who knew? i really didn't know they made socks in that color! all i know is that someone should tell him to never let those socks see the light of day again. and i would love to do it. though i lack the guts to do it without some sort of institution behind me, like tlc, or the new yorker.

because some people will think that i'll just rip people apart, i also want to tell some people what is so refreshing about their outfits. some people do dress well and should be acknowledged for it. some times when i come up with the perfect outfit, i'd like someone to compliment me on it. but there is no one.